Category: Daily Fucks Not Given

Look out onto the field in which I grow my fucks… it’s been a dry year. Look very hard upon it and you shall see it is barren.

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ZeroFucksGiven

Pardon me, I’ve obviously been mistaken for someone who actually gives a fuck. 

Have you ever talked to someone so stupid, they make you squint?

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ZeroFucksGiven

No, it’s NOT Tuesday. It’s FUCKYOUSDAY!

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Um, NOPE. How about fuck off instead, you FUCK? Or call 1-800-IDGAF!