Category: You’re Fucked!

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ZeroFucksGiven

So we took a little break from not giving fucks because we decided to give a fuck about giving a fuck. Unfortunately no matter how many fucks we gave, the elusive fuck that should have been given back was no where in sight to be found. So the giving of fucks has once again ceased. Give no fucks, get no fucks. Waiting for fucks can just fuck right off. So again, we say…

NO FUCKS GIVEN.

The end. Now fuck off.

Even my GPS cannot find any fucks to give.

Status
ZeroFucksGiven

And in the words of Dr. Seuss… “I do not give one fuck, two fucks, red fucks, or blue fucks.”

Now FUCK OFF.

It takes 12 muscles to smile. It takes 11 muscles to frown. It takes 0 muscles to NOT GIVE A FUCK. Boom.

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Um, NOPE. How about fuck off instead, you FUCK? Or call 1-800-IDGAF!