Month: June 2017

Have you ever talked to someone so stupid, they make you squint?

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ZeroFucksGiven

No, it’s NOT Tuesday. It’s FUCKYOUSDAY!

LOOK! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Oh, wait.. It’s the flying FUCK I will never give.

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ZeroFucksGiven

Didn’t give a fuck yesterday, don’t give a fuck today, definitely will NOT give a fuck tomorrow either.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper… “No one gives a fuck.”

This function has been disabled for 1-800-IDGAF.

Um, NOPE. How about fuck off instead, you FUCK? Or call 1-800-IDGAF!